Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke. — Joshua Lederberg Copy Share Image
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
I sent an ex of mine an enormous oil painting of me as a housewarming gift. It was one of the most… — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball.… — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking… — Eric Dickerson Copy Share Image
On one show before a live audience, I had to look out the door and call for Will Smith to come in.… — James Avery Copy Share Image
I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my… — Andy Griffiths Copy Share Image
“He was a master in the art of spreading boredom and playing the clumsy fool-though never so egregiously that people might enjoy… — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
Lucasfilm called me out of the blue, and I almost hung up because I thought it was a practical joke. This was… — Dave Filoni Copy Share Image
If you are the source of Jax looking bad in anyway, he will stop at nothing to make you look way, way… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Well 'Impractical Jokers' isn't really a prank show, because the joke is on us. We make ourselves look like idiots in front… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies… — Ostwald Wilhelm Copy Share Image
My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything,… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel that I am destined always to be offstage whenever the main action occurs. That God has made me the… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo!… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“We believe that whatever feels at first like joy is not. Or is, but will not last. Or should not last. We… — Anneli Rufus Copy Share Image
I certainly had qualms about writing my piece in the first place, since I knew I couldn't express my disdain for many… — Kevin Roose Copy Share Image
“After Natalie [Wood] and I got back from our honeymoon, I began The Hunters, with Robert Mitchum, directed by Dick Powell. I… — Robert Wagner Copy Share Image
“I mean to keep the remaining shots for people in the shameful state you and I were in last night—I wish we… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“On April 1, the Holy Spirit descended into the body of President Jerry Falwell I, who, it turned out, was in the… — Randy Attwood Copy Share Image
“The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General at the expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed. But those… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“A person who peremptorily denies the existence of anything which is beyond the horizon of his understanding because he cannot make it… — Franz Hartmann Copy Share Image
“No, not of course at all—it is really all hocus-pocus. The days lengthen in the winter-time, and when the longest comes, the… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
“You know what's really freaky? Wes segues. "The fact that the psycho in question was the same guy who was after Debbie… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
![“After Natalie [Wood] and I got back from our honeymoon, I began The Hunters, with Robert Mitchum, directed by Dick Powell. I adored both of them. Powell was one of the great guys of all time, and Mitchum and I became fast friends. He insisted that I call him "Mother Mitchum." One day we cooked up…” quote by Robert Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8d/robert-wagner-13959_air-force_after-natalie-wood-and-i-got-back-from-o_1863341.jpg)
