I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe everybody watches… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life,… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
We tried to make it more than just a cartoon. It was a cartoon, but we tried to make it more than it was… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to help us… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
