Male writers don't want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
“The dogs came racing up the stairs. They danced at Rima's feet, frantic with the need to communicate something to her. Little… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a… — Jean Smart Copy Share Image
“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two titles and one large bag of regrets.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Miss Manners does not mind explaining the finer points of gracious living, but she feels that anyone without the sense to pick… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
What is it to keep kosher? Is it eating kosher potato chips? Kosher is a bigger idea. I think it's about being… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient” — Michelle T. Bernard Copy Share Image
I really dislike flavoured potato chips, and so I always insist on just potatoes and salt, y'know? But that's not weird. — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
“They were all watching me with open concern and curiosity; the only sound breaking the silence was Sandra munching on potato chips.… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
I bet you never think about it, those people risk there lives everyday. While we sit around on our couches, eating potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Most people enjoy 'potato-chip news' from time to time - to track a presidential election or the Oscars. However, some are particularly… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
“The boys stared blankly at me. Calvin was clearly the blond one, who looked identical to Katie. The boy sitting next to… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies." Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. "You hit me. I left. Billy got… — Sean Michael Copy Share Image
“Why do you have my dress?” I march over, yanking her other drawers open to see what other treasures were waiting to… — Minka Kent Copy Share Image
“A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image