Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets.” — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!] — Mo Johnston Copy Share Image
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“..a new baby is not uninterrupted bliss. It's joy mixed with terror, fatigue, depression, intense feelings of helplessness, loneliness and inadequacy. And… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going to shit my pants… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well,… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
I've always learned on-the-job, in real time. A problem comes up; I research it, and try to solve it. You can't study… — Tom Szaky Copy Share Image
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