“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
I still have some synchronized swimming moves in my back pocket from camp when I was 8. I can really wow people… — Sarah Rafferty Copy Share Image
“Supposedly you could kill them by saying their name but a)how would you find it out in the first place,and b) its… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the most meaningful exchange I had on the subject was a completely random discussion with my uncle Martin at my parents’… — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to… — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it. — Krista Allen Copy Share Image
“Do you know where Blue is? Can you get him for me? Please?" "Frederick," Bliss said. "Do you always bring a sword… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why I had such a horrible draft is that I hosted an eight-hour pool party before the draft.… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The new Squarepusher album as well, although it is proper headf*** industrial. Not one for a pool party in Ibiza! — Ralph Lawson Copy Share Image
“God gave humanity many healing tools, and they exist far beyond circumstances. Some of them are traditionally spiritual: prayer, communion, sanctuary, Scripture.… — Jen Hatmaker Copy Share Image
As I got older, I became so self conscious about my birthmark that I was very hesitant about going to a pool… — Hannah Storm Copy Share Image
“I was at a pool party with some of my oldest, most-favorite friends. I've known them since high school, so at this… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
So we are headed for a time when there won't be anything but movies that are essentially made like video games, and… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
As a child, I remember being in the pool at this pool party and having to get out of the pool to… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
