“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Regarding politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other. Someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. —Kinky Friedman” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like mine still… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Regarding politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other. Someone has to walk the fence and feed the… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store?… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“My hands are way too big to text. I’d need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
