You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits! — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
