“just received a letter from the Government declaring that my bedroom has become a Protected Nature Reserve for several species of endangered bacteria . . . . . . so if I tidy my room I’ll be breaking the law.” — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“Sorry but I’m revising for my spelling test tomorrow . . . . . . I know it’s only a 10 word test, but… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“Ok I’ll tidy my room, but first a riddle . . . . . . the beginning of eternity, the end of time and… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“I’ve given up being a little kid to become a handsome billionaire . . . . . . so one of my many servants will tidy my room” — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“You should be warned . . . . . . I've finished my tactical tantrum course, graduated top of my class and received my… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders. ²Verbophobia - fear of words. ³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish. ⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises. ⁵Chromatophobia - fear… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“just received a letter from the Government declaring that my bedroom has become a Protected Nature Reserve for several species of endangered bacteria .… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
“Did you know that a recent scientific study has shown that 92% of children who never tidied their rooms achieved better grades in schools,… — James Warwood Copy Share Image
