I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
I wake up most days with a vague feeling of doom - 'Dear God. Here I am again.' Then, when I read about politicians in the newspaper, the vengefulness starts. By mid-morning, the anxiety is kicking in. — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
Isn't that the definition of a star? Someone who can get a film made? — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
My early life has given me a great deal to draw on, certainly - but would I have swapped a happy childhood for the… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
My problem with being an actor was that I was far too shy to actually do it. — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
“But this time of the year she was in her vaults, underground, and here she resided alone, spending most of her life in darkness,… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value. — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
“Balls. We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here . And we want them now .” — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
“Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
