I would like to fire every cop in America and start from scratch. We don't need as many of them, and the whole model of policing is completely off the rails. For the most part, the police are engaged in… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I was reading through all these NSA programs that Snowden has revealed, and one of the ones that fascinated me was that smart TVs… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
What people don't seem to ever understand is that any infrastructure that exists under your regime, in your current government, will be appropriated and… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
“What you read at Columbia is Plato's Republic and Homer's Iliad. What you learn at Columbia is that reading isn't education. Education is figuring… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could have been nicer when I was at Columbia. I could have been polite, respectful, turned in my papers on time.… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great book of… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
