The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there… — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer. — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus? — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should… — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick! — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
