Plane Quotes · Page 20

“You said I’d see you tomorrow, and now you’re getting on a fucking plane?”

— Jamie McGuire

“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”

— Jonathan Dunne

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

— Satchel Paige

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

— Jerry Seinfeld

Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers.

— Anonymous

I was crossing the English Channel with a carbon-fiber wing on my back.

— Felix Baumgartner

As a pilot, I can tell you drones may be a lot of things; airplanes they are not.

— Robin Hayes

“Airlines ‘Bumping’ passengers off overbooked flights is also known as ‘Denied Boarding’.”

— Steven Magee

The highest art form of all is a human being in control of himself and his airplane in flight, urging the spirit…

— Richard Bach

I've never missed a flight. And I don't see any reason in cutting it close because airports are pleasurable for me: You…

— Geoffrey Zakarian

These are moments in your life to be cherished; they don't come around that often. To be flying around in a 'Game…

— Natalie Dormer

“I’ve always wanted to go on a hot-air-balloon ride. And Jason knows it. He knows it and he didn’t just sit around…

— Susane Colasanti

“Budget airlines often have serious customer service problems, overbooking of flights, rescheduling of passengers, lying about passenger refunds, delays and reliability issues.”

— Steven Magee

Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. And…

— Jared Padalecki

“This girl needs a vacation, so I’m taking one right now. I’m packing my bags and leaving on a motherf’ing Jäger plane.”

— Renee Ericson

If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees…

— Kyo Maclear

“My eyes darted between them, and even thoygh I was brimming with questions, it's like I had so many I had no…

— alyson noel

I think there is something exhilarating in flying amongst clouds, and always get a feeling of wanting to pit my aeroplane against…

— Charles Rumney Samson

Cloud-flying requires practice, even if you have every modern instrument, and unless you keep calm and collected you will get into trouble…

— Charles Rumney Samson

It is appearances, characteristics and performance that make a man love an airplane, and they, are what put emotion into one. You…

— Ernest Hemingway

Because it flew without a pilot, the D-21 was designed to fly over territory where the U.S. was denied access and to…

— Annie Jacobsen

“One of the greatest inventions of the 20th century -- indeed, one of the landmark inventions in the history of the human…

— Thomas Sowell

If you think or say, 'I always get jetlag when I travel,' your cells receive 'jetlag' as a command, and they must…

— Rhonda Byrne

In 1996 - when, for the fifth year in a row, we had the best record among major airlines for on-time performance…

— Herb Kelleher

On a beautiful clear Sunday morning, myself and James Nesbitt jumped out of a plane together at 18,000 feet.

— Aidan Turner

I've been flying high-performance aircraft for a really long time.

— Jared Isaacman

Any time I have to get on a plane and leave my kids for a few days, it's kind of tortuous.

— Sheena Easton

I spent about a minute, maybe less on it. Fly pelican fly, turn the jets on it but first I shall digress…

— Jay-Z

“I spent New Years Day 2023 researching the numerous poor customer reviews at Frontier Airlines.”

— Steven Magee

Flying is the only active profession I could ever continue with enthusiasm after the War.

— Wilfred Owen

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

— Jay Leno

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

— Michael O'Leary

So it's, I think it's quite, quite unique to fly with somebody with so much experience.

— Philippe Perrin

I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.

— Kage Baker

You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus.

— David Quammen

I'd be on the airplane and have to ask for seatbelt extensions.

— Paul Wall

I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline.

— Ron Reagan

Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular.

— Kelly Ripa

I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.

— Jim Morris

“Some airline gate agents are habitually canceling customer airline tickets for silly reasons.”

— Steven Magee