When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
My daughter thinks I'm a little more on the straight and narrow than I actually am. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut.… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.' — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
