When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton. — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
“Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna]” — M.R. Merrick Copy Share Image
One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!' — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
Brown nosers and asskissers have been pissing off cool people since the dawn of time. At some point, they always get their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I won’t be target practice in whatever little pissing contest you’ve got going on with him” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
“I’m nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me.” — Donald O'Donovan Copy Share Image
If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important. — Oliver $ Copy Share Image
Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
“Anyway, it's two in the morning and we're taking turns pissing off of the tower (rather than going at the same time,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? (Zarek) I’m blind. For all… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I love you and why should I care for what people say about you? No matter what they say, I know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time you piss me off, I gain the courage to say goodbye to you. I wonder how much more pissing off… — Lance Rufino Marquez Copy Share Image
The picture of the guy pissing on the chair was a picture I had to do. I had the idea of this… — Wolfgang Tillmans Copy Share Image
She had many things to do in her life,but everytime she tried to make me happy,i kept on pissing in my pants,but… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
“That thing about don't look up here, you're pissing on your shoes, for instance, was that humor? Or a growl of rage?… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Here, most of the men step to the side of the road, drop their drawers, and go when ever the mood strikes… — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
“Wear this, don't wear that. Do this chore now and do this chore when you get a chance and by that I… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Holding his breath, swaying drunkenly beneath a bulb which illumined little more than grime and moisture, Moon stared awhile at the cement… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong.” — David Cook Copy Share Image
“Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
Better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out, then to have them outside your tent pissing in. — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
O something missing the shower pissing all up in your mouth what you think I'm kitten — Lil Kim Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
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