A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Now musing o'er the changing scene Farmers behind the tavern screen Collect; with elbows idly press'd On hob, reclines the corner's guest,… — John Clare Copy Share Image
The further I wake into this life, the more I realize that God is everywhere and the extraordinary is waiting quietly beneath… — Mark Nepo Copy Share Image
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. — Frederick Marryat Copy Share Image
The genius of poetry must work out its own salvation in a man; it cannot be matured by law and precept, but… — John Keats Copy Share Image
Calpurnia evidently remembered a rainy Sunday when we were both fatherless and teacherless. Let to its own devices, the class tied Eunice… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
As in an organ from one blast of wind To many a row of pipes the soundboard breathes. — John Milton Copy Share Image
Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It took me a full year of black eyes and a bruised and battered tailbone to learn how to do a crippler… — Gretchen Bleiler Copy Share Image
I had this totally impossible dream of being an actress. Trust me, just because I'm lucky enough to be doing this doesn't… — Olivia Thirlby Copy Share Image
Fairies, arouse! Mix with your song Harplet and pipe, Thrilling and clear, Swarm on the boughs! Chant in a throng! Morning is… — William Allingham Copy Share Image
Any entity capable of intelligently designing something as improbable as Dutchman's Pipe (or a universe) would have to be even more improbable… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Racing is dangerous, but I've been in a lot worse situations as a pipe fitter. — Neil Bonnett Copy Share Image
Why was I in a basement saying, "I'm alone here," wielding a lead pipe and crowbars? It was like I was doing… — Vito Acconci Copy Share Image
To our way of thinking the Indians' symbol is the circle, the hoop. Nature wants to be round. The bodies of human… — John Fire Lame Deer Copy Share Image
It's the way surfing is - you grow up surfing together, and then you're thrown into a heat at Pipe or a… — Joel Parkinson Copy Share Image
The last thing we want is for radio to say that they can't afford to play our artists and turn off the… — Scott Borchetta Copy Share Image
Holmes had cultivated the ability to still the noise of the mind, by smoking his pipe and playing nontunes on the violin.… — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of an old… — Devin the Dude Copy Share Image
I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too -… — Paul Walker Copy Share Image
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is… — Rene Magritte Copy Share Image
A man on a hiking trip through the Blue Ridge Mountains came to the top of a hill and saw, just below… — James Keller Copy Share Image
I'm riveted by extreme sports like big-wave surfing, 'megaramp' skateboarding and half-pipe snowboarding. I'm fascinated partly because the sports are so exhilaratingly… — Lucy Walker Copy Share Image