Pinch Quotes by John Mendoza

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

— John Mendoza

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

— John Mendoza

My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or…

— John Mendoza

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

— John Mendoza

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

— John Mendoza