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Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson Copy Share Image
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You're cultural supremacists to the core. You'll perform your Questionable Activities to help out the poor little piggies, but there isn't a… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
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You look at what China is doing to our country in terms of making our product. They're devaluing their currency, and there's… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
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