Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie. — Srikumar Rao Copy Share Image
Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling. — Eden Robinson Copy Share Image
...a pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion.… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
Sometimes...we don't want to feel like a postmodern, postfeminist, overstretched woman but, rather, a domestic goddess, trailing nutmeggy fumes of baking pie… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
No one ever comes up to me and says, 'Hey man, I loved your work in 'Road Trip.' They say, 'Are you… — Paulo Costanzo Copy Share Image
There's a perception that British pies suffer from mediocrity, and historically they have. We're trying to re-educate people about what pie is. — James Robertson Copy Share Image
I see a girl caught in the remains of a holiday gone bad, with her flesh picked off day after day as… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Outsourcing was the bogeyman of the '90s. Protectionists portrayed it as an evil that would take American jobs away. Yes, some jobs… — Vivek Wadhwa Copy Share Image
When the economic pie grows larger, it's always possible for everyone to have a larger slice than before. So it's really in… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
You don't really get Jesus saying very often there'll be pie in the sky when you die. He's really talking about now… — Greg Boyle Copy Share Image
Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love seeing somebody act real earnest and serious, like Jackie Gleason. He makes me laugh because he reflects back to me… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
It is satisfying following such an emphatic victory over the current unbeaten champion (Lucian Bute) to know that there's a lot of… — Carl Froch Copy Share Image
Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's like you're a big pie settin' on the table, and everybody runs up and gets their piece of you. When… — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
My mother didn't really cook. But she did make key lime pie, until the day the top of the evaporated milk container… — William of Norwich Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
American Pie' was a big movie for me. No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if… — Tom Kerridge Copy Share Image
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American… — Hal Moore Copy Share Image
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie! — Margaret Junkin Preston Copy Share Image
We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett Copy Share Image
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of… — Angelo Pellegrini Copy Share Image
I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now. — Shane Warne Copy Share Image
... to paint with oil paints for the first time ... is like trying to make something exquisitely accurate and microscopically clear… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
When you're fighting for an increasingly smaller portion of the pie, you turn against each other; you create reasons to hate each… — Lynn Nottage Copy Share Image
I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Most firms are hierarchical in nature, with everyone getting different slices of the economic pie. The problem is those slices are negotiated… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
Harnessing adversity is a discipline tailored to a world of unpredictable outcomes--a world where one can disturb, but not wholly direct, a… — Richard Pascale Copy Share Image
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
Those of you who come in with me now will receive a big piece of the pie. Those of you who delay,… — Huey Long Copy Share Image
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease,… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
I always say that love is like the meat in a pie,” Freddy put in. “The crust is what people see—the practical… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
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