Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The profoundly cynical premise of all religionists is that people are not capable of behaving decently toward one another unless they are… — Barbara G. Walker Copy Share Image
Christmas Pie Lo! now is come our joyfull'st feast! Let every man be jolly; Each room with ivy leaves is dressed, And… — George Wither Copy Share Image
Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served… — Tony Horwitz Copy Share Image
The whole purpose of maintaining your power in government is to make sure that you stay in government. You stay in government… — David Lloyd Copy Share Image
One problem with politics is that it is a zero sum game, i.e. politicians argue how to cut the pie smaller and… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote:… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We know what our policy is regarding the territory of Israel, Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia and even Nagorno-Karabakh. What is our policy regarding… — Barry Farber Copy Share Image
We don't want sympathetic liberals, we want gays to represent gays... I represent the gay street people-the 14-year-old runaway from San Antonio.… — Harvey Milk Copy Share Image
Longhaired preachers come out every night, Tryin' to tell us what's wrong and what's right. But when asked about something to eat,… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as… — Craig Claiborne Copy Share Image
In the South, our lives kind of revolve around food and taking care of people with food. If someone was sick, or… — Kimberly Schlapman Copy Share Image
People are afraid, and when people are afraid, when their pie is shrinking, they look for somebody to hate. They look for… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I guess for me, balance isn't about treating your time like a pie chart and dividing it into equally sized slices for… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
When I left Merle was wearing a bungalow apron and rolling pie crust. She came to the door wiping her hands on… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
This is what I find most magnetic about successful givers: they get to the top without cutting others down, finding ways of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've never known anyone with the capacity for sugar that Adeena has. She'd demolished her waffles, which she'd drowned in syrup, and… — Mia P. Manansala Copy Share Image
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that… — John Piper Copy Share Image
People with a scarcity mentality think there is only so much in the world to go around. It's as if they see… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
I like all of the typical hard rock bands. I'm an AC/DC fanatic. I love ZZ Top, just about any Van Halen,… — Mark Mendoza Copy Share Image
We shot the movie [Waitress] in 20 days so there wasn't a lot of time to learn. There wasn't a lot of… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
Now repentance is no fun at all. It is something much harder than merely eating humble pie. It means unlearning all the… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
There is one thing which we should have exceedingly clear in our minds. Neither the President of the Church, nor the First… — Joseph Fielding Smith Copy Share Image
Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that one of the things that we all agree to is that the touchstone for economic policy is, does it… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie… — Mark Farner Copy Share Image
[On George H.W. Bush:] By 1990 I had learned that I had to defer to him in conversation and not to stint… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I love french fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's okay. I would be depressed if I… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Despite the obvious damage now visible in the entropic desolation of every American home town, Wal-Mart managed to install itself in the… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
When white men first effect contact with some unspoilt race of savages, they offer them all kinds of benefits, from the light… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
We sat there, not talking, for a few minutes. He ate the Moon Pie; only skinny people can scarf down junk food… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I think the industry tends to like to think in the narrow sort of mindset of a businessman, and businessman absolutes, and… — Brad Bird Copy Share Image
I say violence is necessary. Violence is a part of America's culture. It is as American as cherry pie. Americans taught the… — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
If a humanist or an atheist or an agnostic says, "We'll bake you a pie," we can go right into the kitchen… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
![“Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a4f/terry-pratchett-19_buns_several-sellers-of-hot-meat-pies-and-sau_1624486.jpg)
![“When I left Merle was wearing a bungalow apron and rolling pie crust. She came to the door wiping her hands on the apron and kissed me on the mouth and began to cry and ran back into the house, leaving the doorway empty [...] I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had…” quote by Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e70/raymond-chandler-629_aprons_when-i-left-merle-was-wearing-a-bungalow_403084.jpg)
![“We shot the movie [Waitress] in 20 days so there wasn't a lot of time to learn. There wasn't a lot of pie baking going on, at least not by me. But we always had pies while we were filming - we ate two different pies every day for lunch!” quote by Keri Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ab1/keri-russell-8795_baking_we-shot-the-movie-waitress-in-20-days-so_553770.jpg)
![“[On George H.W. Bush:] By 1990 I had learned that I had to defer to him in conversation and not to stint the praise. If that was what was necessary to secure Britain's interests and influence, I had no hesitation in eating a little humble pie.” quote by Margaret Thatcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f96/margaret-thatcher-463_britain_on-george-h-w-bush-by-1990-i-had-learned_2727664.jpg)
