“I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down.” — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
“I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Pick up line 101 Q: Ano ang paborito mong lomi? A: Ang LOMIgaya ka sa piling ko” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Would it be okay, if I joined you for a while?” He continued before they could respond, “I promise not to overstay… — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
When I see you smile that smile I'm looking for with those sweet kissable lips and with that lovely red tongue to… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“I'm finding myself highly attracted to you right now. Would you like to come home with me since you're already dressed for… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
You know what they say... that when you meet the love of your life, your heart skips a beat. Well, when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Roses are red Violets are blue sugars are sweet but my love not as sweet as you — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
I hope youre a nurse and Im the patient, so I can tell you all that I feel — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are not only the most important person in my life, but you are the most important all the time.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Sweetheart, I will give you 99% of my heart; I should make it 100%, but I need 1% to stay alive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Were your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't fall in love with guys that have pick up lines, just guys with pick up trucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I were a stop light I would be red every time you passed by just so I could see you. — Rayanna Copy Share Image
“I have a question for you. "If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?".” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
You are just like the angel that was too fragile to walk the earth yet too beautiful to stay within Heaven — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it just hot up in here or is it just you? Cause you make my heart melt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to name a star after you, but none of them were beautiful enough — Anonymous Copy Share Image
