Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope youre a nurse and Im the patient, so I can tell you all that I feel — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(use when girl has a drink) ask for one of her ice cubes, then throw it on the ground and say there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me tie your shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if it's rude to stare. You're cute. Therefore, I shall stare — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you stand in front of a mirror holding eleven roses, you will see twelve of the most beautiful things in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are just like the angel that was too fragile to walk the earth yet too beautiful to stay within Heaven — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the difference between the Eiffel Tower and you? The Eiffel Tower is in Paris, you are in my heart — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I have a picture of you? I need something to send to Santa to show him what I want this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
