Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I love you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red; violets are blue; sugar may be sweet, but not as sweet as you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
