I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face. — Anita Wise Copy Share Image
Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Our Master puts the desire to procreate in us to be sure that we are fruitful and multiply. He knows how important… — Kate McGahan Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“When the cure for insecurity and meaningful conversation is to slap a cell phone against your ear, hide within your iPod, or… — Nick Trout Copy Share Image
Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We live together, but I am not Noriko's cat. Forever and ever I am your cat, Satoru. That's why I can't become… — Hiro Arikawa Copy Share Image
“Animals are not genderless objects. “He” and “she” are vast improvements over “it.” “Who” is more fitting than “that” or “which.” (So,… — Jessica Pierce Copy Share Image
“Without fail, he always signed off on these letters with love and he always included Whiskey and Bess in the list of… — Nick Trout Copy Share Image
