If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. — Christine McVie Copy Share Image
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
She pulls away, pats me on the shoulder with three mini-pats, like those used to pet reptiles. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was a… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I love pigs. I think they're very cute. I really want a pet pig, but those micro pigs, they don't stay micro. — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
A social media pet peeve I have is when people get on the Internet crying. Like, why are you recording yourself crying?… — GloRilla Copy Share Image
We must never allow the voice of humanity within us to be silenced. It is humanity's sympathy with all creatures that first… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
Your surroundings, home, personal care, pets, clothing & body are all reflections of how you see and express yourself. Do these reflect… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears than when my old dog - completely exhausted after a hard… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Some years ago I wrote a book called The House on Eccles Street. To write this book I had to think my… — J. M. Coetzee Copy Share Image
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There are conventions for people with serious, boring inventions, but fad inventors need help. You need someone to talk to. You just… — Ken Hakuta Copy Share Image
He is very fond of me, almost too fond. I could do with less caressing and more rationality. I should like to… — Anne Bronte Copy Share Image
I found it curious that people kept animals for companionship and not food. When I'd asked Mama Oaks when she planned to… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in… — Yana Toboso Copy Share Image