It's not easy to make people laugh. You can make people cry, there are are universal things that we all feel; a… — Asim Chaudhry Copy Share Image
People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy.… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
There is nothing in a name. My husband, Santhosh Menon, called me Navya at first, which I did not like as it… — Navya Nair Copy Share Image
Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to… — Laura Mennell Copy Share Image
When you join the Parachute Regiment they send you on training and initiation exercises. One of the tasks is to accept and… — Matthew Parris Copy Share Image
Do all lovers feel helpless and valiant in the presence of the beloved? Helpless because the need to roll over like a… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
Virtue, my pet, is an abstract idea, varying in its manifestations with the surroundings. Virtue in Provence, in Constantinople, in London, and… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
What is this?” he went on now, spearing an unfortunate object on a fork and raising it to eye level. “This… this…… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically,… — S. Jay Olshansky Copy Share Image
The history of English is full of that, lots of things done with good intentions that 200 years down the road have… — Kory Stamper Copy Share Image
How do you plan to keep me here during the day? An unblooded Forbearer shouldn't be sohard to vanquish."Vanquished by her? Amusing.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
One day" she told them, "when you have retired, you will go to live with a family who will love you for… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?' No,' I said. People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed… — Jane Siberry Copy Share Image
Lobsters displays all three of the classic biological characteristics of an insect, namely: 1. It has way more legs than necessary. 2.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.… — Marie Corelli Copy Share Image
I'm a writer who stacks cat food for a living. It's true: I have a master's degree in creative writing, I've published… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat… — Sylvia Browne Copy Share Image
Here's how I became myself: mess, failure, mistakes, disappointments, and extensive reading; limbo, indecision, setbacks, addiction, public embarrassment, and endless conversations with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Whenever he was out of luck and a little down-hearted, he would fall to mourning over the loss of a wonderful cat… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Samuel! Are you alright?" A vision of Samuel being brained by the falling bars rose up before Simon's eyes. Samuel's voice rose… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour… — Bono Copy Share Image
Fans believe they have a relationship with you, either through your TV character or, more reasonably, through the tweets you may have… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
My children are my greatest gifts and my greatest inspirations. That my husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person,… — Trista Sutter Copy Share Image
... those who sit in the darkness of passions and whose minds are blinded by ignorance, or, rather, those who have not… — Symeon the New Theologian Copy Share Image
One suggestion is to regard your personality as a pet. It follows you around anyway, so give it a name and make… — Wes Nisker Copy Share Image
So much of what a pet is about for us is that it becomes a vessel for yearnings, dreams, illusions, hopes and… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
I noticed that on the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds' record they could get away with racy lyrics like that because of how… — Eric Carmen Copy Share Image
Cancer is such a frightening and emotional roller coaster. It's a ride we all want to get off! My best advice is,… — Brenda Jones Copy Share Image
I became a bit of a teacher's pet, and it became known in the school by both faculty and students that I… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
We have a habit of turning to scientists when we want factual answers and artists when we want entertainment, but where are… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
“Sir Gallopad, a pure-white horse with a glossy white mane, had been chosen for Darling specifically for his size and demeanor. He… — Suzanne Selfors Copy Share Image
Both Kennedy and Obama exuded a dash of glamour in their roles as commander-in-chief and became the darlings of Hollywood. As president,… — Kitty Kelley Copy Share Image
Sometimes people pick up pet worries that they'll entertain themselves with and that was my big one. So as far as thinking… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
It is a law of nature that everything run by the government will get more expensive and worse over time. Everything run… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Why is it that the Rev. Jesse Jackson can quote the Bible in support of his pet causes, but conservative ministers and… — Gary DeMar Copy Share Image
Will we be the gods? Will we be the family pets? Or will we be ants that get stepped on? I don't… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
![“It is a law of nature that everything run by the government will get more expensive and worse over time. Everything run by the private sector will get better and cheaper over time. The fact that [Obamacare] starts this badly does not bode well…We want healthcare run on the same system that gave us…” quote by Ann Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38c/ann-coulter-469_capitalism_it-is-a-law-of-nature-that-everything-ru_2470226.png)
