I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Do not ask your children to strive for extraordinary lives. Such striving may seem admirable, but it is the way of foolishness.… — William Martin Copy Share Image
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's like giving someone… — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
I have a husband and four rescue dogs. There is no option of no dogs on the bed. This is how I… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
Have you ever asked yourself,do monsters make war, or does war make monsters? I've seen things, angel. There are guerrilla armies that… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I'd cut school and go over to the Lori-Ann Donut Shop and eat doughnuts. I got a job at the pet store… — Howie Long Copy Share Image
I don't mind being called Maddy at all, but I mind the closeness that you assume you get by calling me by… — R. Madhavan Copy Share Image
You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be the geek they will… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I am so honest that at times people get offended by what I say. In our industry, truth is not really appreciated.… — Neeru Bajwa Copy Share Image
For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
To be a successful coach you should be and look prepared. You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word.… — Red Auerbach Copy Share Image
The desire to build a risk-free society has always been a sign of decadence. It has meant that the nation has given… — Henry Fairlie Copy Share Image
Animals are just pure, uncomplicated entities of creation from God. They live like the Maasai do in Kenya-for each day is forever… — Sylvia Browne Copy Share Image
For fidelity, devotion, love, many a two-legged animal is below the dog and the horse. Happy would it be for thousands of… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
But if there were two dogs left in the universe and it were up to us as to whether they were allowed… — Gary L. Francione Copy Share Image
I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet,… — Rachel Corrie Copy Share Image
Then, there are the places you would rather not go-a tax collectors' convention, a sewage treatment plant, or maybe the home of… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I don't micromanage, but I do care deeply about every product we make. Every one goes through me, and I try most… — John Paul DeJoria Copy Share Image
To me, a philosopher who says that the distinction between human and nonhuman depends on whether you have a white or a… — J. M. Coetzee Copy Share Image
Children are my pet cause. I have a foster child in El Salvador, and whenever I'm home, I work for the Adam… — Jane Badler Copy Share Image
What I'm attempting to do is to show people that if I can spend some time with very dangerous spiders and snakes… — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
I see shining fish struggling within tight nets, while I hear orioles singing carefree tunes. Even trivial creatures know the difference between… — Du Fu Copy Share Image
I must say...that more unmanly, brutal treatment of a little pony it was never my painful lot to witness; and by giving… — Anna Sewell Copy Share Image
My family didn't find out until I told them, which was when I won Penthouse Pet of the Year. They took it… — Sunny Leone Copy Share Image
I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to… — Misty May-Treanor Copy Share Image
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pets. I like animals to be wild and free. But I can sit and watch an ant run… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“And what's more, he'll go and live with his friend unless his friend is allowed to come in and live with him...His… — P.L. Travers Copy Share Image
I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the… — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
So many people have that relationship. The companionship. The connection. To our - to other beings, our pets. I hate to call… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
Here's my pet peeve: The not-so-unstated rule that all women are only to be treated as sexual objects and gawked at-you know,… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Most fisherman, including this one, cling to their pet stupidities as they would to a battered briar or an old jacket; and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
