Pessimist Says Quotes by Julian Tuwim

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

— Julian Tuwim

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

— Julian Tuwim

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.

— Julian Tuwim

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

— Julian Tuwim

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

— Julian Tuwim

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

— Julian Tuwim

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

— Julian Tuwim

“There are two kinds of blood, the blood that flows in the veins and the blood that flows out of them. ”

— Julian Tuwim

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

— Julian Tuwim

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

— Julian Tuwim

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

— Julian Tuwim

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

— Julian Tuwim

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

— Julian Tuwim

“Od grzechu zaczął się jej świat, A ze Pan Bóg ja stworzył, a szatan opętał, Jest wiec odtąd na wieki i grzeszna, i święta,…

— Julian Tuwim