I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy,… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
