You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little kid, I've felt comfortable in a suit. It all started when my mom bought me a three-piece Pierre… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a failure. I mean, I'll be honest. I'm successful in that I'm getting to work on great stuff, but I think… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You have to know everything. You have to know how to light a scene. You have to know all this technical stuff about directing.… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue tux. And… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If you're not connected emotionally to a story, then you're dead. You're as a filmmaker really just opening the door for people to lose… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The British model, which I've always thought was great, is that you do a TV show and then they sell it. Then you can… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood,’ — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
