Skip to content

People Quotes by Dov Davidoff

38 People quotes by Dov Davidoff

All People quotes Dov Davidoff’s page

Dov Davidoff marvels at what people can do and fail at, from popcorn cravings to bathroom etiquette. He enjoys quick connections with strangers that make his evenings more interesting. He also jokes about the chaotic energy of New York sidewalks and the need for breaks in LA.

Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

Image

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Image

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

Image

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Image

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Image

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Image

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Image

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

Image

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to…

Image

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first…

Image

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at…

Image

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in…

Image

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

Image

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people…

Image

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

Image

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of…

Image

What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't…

Image

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their…

Image

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Image

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Image

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

Image

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Image

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Image

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Image

You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

Image

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

Image

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

Image

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Image

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

Image

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Image

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Image

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Image

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect…

Image

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

Image

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more…

Image

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks…

Image

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

Image

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

Image

Other authors on People

More by Dov Davidoff

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To…

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is…

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.