People Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

— Chelsea Handler

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

— Chelsea Handler

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

— Chelsea Handler

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

— Chelsea Handler

I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

— Chelsea Handler

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

— Chelsea Handler

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

— Chelsea Handler

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to…

— Chelsea Handler

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

— Chelsea Handler

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like…

— Chelsea Handler

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I…

— Chelsea Handler

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

— Chelsea Handler

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a…

— Chelsea Handler

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

— Chelsea Handler

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with…

— Chelsea Handler

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is…

— Chelsea Handler

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about…

— Chelsea Handler

When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people…

— Chelsea Handler

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…

— Chelsea Handler

I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them.…

— Chelsea Handler

Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround…

— Chelsea Handler

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…

— Chelsea Handler

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…

— Chelsea Handler

It would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. Nothing's…

— Chelsea Handler

I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a…

— Chelsea Handler

I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in…

— Chelsea Handler

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a…

— Chelsea Handler

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

— Chelsea Handler

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on…

— Chelsea Handler

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

— Chelsea Handler

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she…

— Chelsea Handler

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly…

— Chelsea Handler

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would…

— Chelsea Handler

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

— Chelsea Handler

It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all…

— Chelsea Handler

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

— Chelsea Handler

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

— Chelsea Handler

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my…

— Chelsea Handler

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

— Chelsea Handler

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at…

— Chelsea Handler