I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of interviewing real,… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking about the… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue,… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
