You can tell a lot about a woman by her email signature. Actually you can't but for some reason people do anyway. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
You know, as a comedian, that's what you do. You speak truth to power by making people laugh. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
People really hate Trump - a lot. They hate his voice. They hate looking at him. They hate everything about him. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
People are like, 'How did you get so funny?' And I'm like, 'Wait, am I funny?' — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Engineers aren't professional grammarticians, but they love correcting people. Even more, they love making you feel stupid. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I love how much people are drawn to my 'impersonations' of Trump because they aren't really impersonations at all. I'm not trying… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
If we want little girls and young women and people of color to see they have a place in the tech world,… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I just want everyone who voted for Donald Trump to get what they deserve. But then I remember most people didn't vote… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
The laugh track was invented to cue the audience to the jokes and encourage laughter in response. But it has another effect:… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Most people see a job offer from Google as a victory, and I should have seen it that way. I should have… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I was still working at Google when I wrote the blog post '10 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings.' I was scared… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I had been writing and performing stand-up comedy pretty much the entire time I worked at Google. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a Trump impressionist at all. It wasn't that I wanted to be Trump. It's that I was asking,… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was little, I always got so excited about learning - until I got to the actual learning part of learning. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
When you know in your heart that you and your ideas are important, you will give every idea you have a fighting chance. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
20 or 30 exclamation points can go a long way to making the tone of your email excited and cheerful. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Creating a distraction is a skill we should all have. Never take for granted your ability to spot something interesting out of the corner… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I love how much people are drawn to my 'impersonations' of Trump because they aren't really impersonations at all. I'm not trying to be… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
One of the best things you can do to get on an engineer's good side is make him feel as much like a regular… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Facebook has created a rash of mental zombies in a meme-feeding frenzy. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“I tried Jenny’s number again after school but there was still no answer.” — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
You know, as a comedian, that's what you do. You speak truth to power by making people laugh. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
