I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one… — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not… — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead? — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light. — Mojo Nixon Copy Share Image
