People always say, ah, Kansas City is like this breeding ground for funny people. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I want to eat hot wings and get my mouth burned. People love to see people's mouths on fire and sweaty and… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
Anytime you try to force something that's not yourself, that's going to feel bad and it's going to feel inauthentic. But that… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I find myself really drawn to vintage or modern stuff that reminds me of childhood - without actually dressing like a child, if that… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
In my own life, I think I've always been a bit of a people pleaser. Maybe the world around me was a little chaotic,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I really like a margarita, but I feel like you don't always want something that extra. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I don't think my forte will be political sketches, but I'd like to fine-tune that where maybe someday I could write one. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
When I got to L.A., I went to cosmetology school and landed a job at a salon in Studio City, which was a bit… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I really like Chili's. I always have, since I was little. And I like Shake Shack. I think the burger there is phenomenal. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I don't want to do too much future planning so I can be present for the moment. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
My obsession with hair started when I turned 12, right around the time Gwen Stefani dyed hers hot pink. After that, I would try… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I'm more of a cynic, but my husband loves 'Rent.' For Valentine's Day, I got him a 'Rent' walking tour. All it was was… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
So many times, I'll see something working for someone else, and I'll say, 'I need to write sketches like that.' I need to remind… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
