“I can handle it. But it stinks, if you ask me, really stinks, that you get to go out somewhere drinking beer while I'm stuck at Baby Central. Just because you have a penis." "We'll think fondly of you over… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not without lots of lubrication.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
