“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.” — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then Im not happy. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
