I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And… — David Rees Copy Share Image
I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits. — Katie Price Copy Share Image
I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Just because a lot of people know something nominal doesn't make it important. A lot of people know what a pencil sharpener… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
