Doctor: Youre overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly. — SIAR Copy Share Image
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“How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think 'ud kill me off at once?" says the patient. "I don't know," says… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
