Patient Quotes by Faina Ranevskaya

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

— Faina Ranevskaya

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

— Faina Ranevskaya

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

— Faina Ranevskaya

Optimism is lack of information.

— Faina Ranevskaya

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

— Faina Ranevskaya

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

— Faina Ranevskaya

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

— Faina Ranevskaya

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

— Faina Ranevskaya

“Everybody complain about their appearance and nobody about their brains.”

— Faina Ranevskaya

Beauty is a horrible power.

— Faina Ranevskaya

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty…

— Faina Ranevskaya

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

— Faina Ranevskaya