Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
“Everybody complain about their appearance and nobody about their brains.” — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
