“Disclaimer: While Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“We find, counterintuitively, that a small population correlates with shorter humans, and a larger population correlates with taller humans. This only makes sense in… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“Disclaimer: While Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“I have never even seen a witch, let alone felt the need to burn one to death. We can conclude, then, that our forefathers,… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“We are not saying that Evolution can't exist, only that it is guided by His Noodly Appendage.” — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
