Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fasting for Yom Kippur is pretty much the only time I wish I was eating Matzah on Passover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please stop asking me whether an extra large thin-crust pizza counts as unleavened bread. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
