Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! — Michael Landon Copy Share Image
The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Fundamentalists can't take a joke. Ever. They want us to blindly obey, parrot everything they do, and believe in their dogmas. — Shahin Najafi Copy Share Image
I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think you see a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, for example. And even with the accents. — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
You can make even a parrot into a learned political economist - all he must learn are the two words "supply" and… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
That parrot's non-co-operation with the cage, with its master, will live for ever because it looks upon renunciation, non-co-operation, as a joy. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Your hooves have stamped at the black margin of the wood, Even where horrible green parrots call and swing. My works are… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I’m a big fan of parrots - I think they’re fascinating creatures. Many of them live for longer than us humans and… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
Perfection does not come from belief or faith. Talk does not count for anything. Parrots can do that. Perfection comes through the… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Sleep in my arms. Like a baby bird. Like a broom among brooms... in a broom closet. Like a tiny parrot. Like… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to… — Fanny Fern Copy Share Image
In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Harvey wasn't interested in the clothes, it was the masks that mesmerized him. They were like snowflakes: no two alike. Some were… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
What he says, even on his knees, about his own sinfulness is all parrot talk. At bottom, he still believes he has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like most men, Jimmy Jim was neither all good nor all bad. It is just that when he was bad, gentler people… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
When I came to the United States in 1975 I was eleven, and within a few months my voice broke. I recited… — Andrew Lam Copy Share Image
No doubt there are some who, when confronted with a line of mathematical symbols, however simply presented, can only see the face… — Roger Penrose Copy Share Image
Woodcutter. Cut my shadow from me. Free me from the torment of being without fruit. Why was I born among mirrors? Day… — Federico Garcia Lorca Copy Share Image
It is possible, of course, to operate with figures mechanically, just as it is possible to speak like a parrot: but that… — Gottlob Frege Copy Share Image
Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Mr. Jamrach led me through the lobby and into the menagerie. The first was a parrot room, a fearsome screaming place of… — Carol Birch Copy Share Image
“There can be no question that parrots have more intellect than any other kind of bird, and it is this that makes… — E.H. Aitken Copy Share Image
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes… — Marat Safin Copy Share Image
To secure the safety of the navigation of the Mississippi River I would slay millions. On that point I am not only… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
“A third principal states that the more intense the interaction between a student and its models, the more effective the training. Intensity… — Irene M. Pepperberg Copy Share Image
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
