If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em.… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I do in… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Parrots mimic their owners. Their owners consider that a sign of intelligence. — Marty Rubin Copy Share Image
Intellectual is a parrot; wise man is a crow. One is repetitive; other is creative! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
You can make even a parrot into a learned political economist - all he must learn are the two words "supply" and… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
My dear soul, flee from the worthless, stay close only to those with a pure heart. Like attracts like. A crow will… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Out of the sky, the birds, the parrots, the bells, silk, cloth, and drums, out of Sundays dancing, children's words and love… — Aime Cesaire Copy Share Image
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never had… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
you parrot negative things and squawk about the things you don't love, you are literally jailing yourself, like a parrot in a… — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
It is sentimentalism to assume that the teaching of life can always be fitted to the child's interests, just as it is… — Jerome Bruner Copy Share Image
We have all been hearing from childhood of such things as love, peace, charity, equality, and universal brotherhood; but they have become… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
The principle of laissez-faire may be safely trusted to in some things but in many more it is wholly inapplicable; and to… — John Ramsay McCulloch Copy Share Image
Perfection does not come from belief or faith. Talk does not count for anything. Parrots can do that. Perfection comes through the… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason. And the parrots of talk radio are just sending out… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Then idiots talk…of Energy. If there is a word in the dictionary under any letter from A to Z that I abominate,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
And I will now rock the brown basin from side to side so that my ships may ride the waves. Some will… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
In her opinion, the parrots were annoying arrogant. You could buy the most beautiful one in town, she observed, but that won't… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
All the unhallowed beauty I have found; All free - discordant shrills and form-defying wonders above ground, like writhen trees with draggled… — Rex Ingamells Copy Share Image
It is possible, of course, to operate with figures mechanically, just as it is possible to speak like a parrot: but that… — Gottlob Frege Copy Share Image
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes… — Marat Safin Copy Share Image
Mr. Jamrach led me through the lobby and into the menagerie. The first was a parrot room, a fearsome screaming place of… — Carol Birch Copy Share Image
“There can be no question that parrots have more intellect than any other kind of bird, and it is this that makes… — E.H. Aitken Copy Share Image
Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“A third principal states that the more intense the interaction between a student and its models, the more effective the training. Intensity… — Irene M. Pepperberg Copy Share Image
To secure the safety of the navigation of the Mississippi River I would slay millions. On that point I am not only… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
