“Dad once said that if I hadn't looked so much like him he definitely would have had a paternity test done. The day you find out your mother is a skank is a sad one.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“I’m not the only person in the world who’s suffered. I do think happiness is a choice. I don’t mean for people who suffer… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“I jumped at the sound of my last name. I get started frequently, because I spent most of my time in my own head.… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Most artists weren't famous until they died (mostly because once they'd died they couldn't create any more art, so it would make it more… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“I'd tried to explain to her that she needed to stop seeing the world through pretty-girl glasses. It skewed her perspectives.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have become super good friends.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Cream, circus lions, chocolate mousse, you . . .” Lemon said as we continued down the hallway. “What?” “Oh, don’t mind me. I was just listing things… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Dad once said that if I hadn't looked so much like him he definitely would have had a paternity test done. The day you… — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“A curl your toes, steal your breath, heart-pounding, stomach dropping, lose track of time, perfect kind of kiss.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
