I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Yes, I’ve made a great deal of dough from my fiction, but I never set a single word down on paper with… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There should be at least one leak like the Pentagon Papers every year. — Daniel Ellsberg Copy Share Image
My local paper, The New York Times, Yahoo News, CBS, and The Washington Post, all agreed to stop using the word 'mistress.'… — Paula Broadwell Copy Share Image
You want to defend citizenship? Don't persecute or isolate those without papers. Just live like a citizen. That'd be a first-class way… — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a pencil and paper and do all my own calculations rather than rely on a machine. And I'll do… — Lindsay Fox Copy Share Image
Laws are a fine thing on paper, but painful when no bribery can ease their bind. — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. — George Lindsey Copy Share Image
You can find good reasons to scuttle your equities in every morning paper and on every broadcast of the nightly news. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like… — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
If you focus the rays of the sun through a lens, they can burn cotton or a piece of paper; but, the… — Sivananda Copy Share Image
The Red Sox are a curious thing because so much here is media driven. You can't go fire half your scouts here… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
No complaining about how hard it is to write, we are all so, so lucky to write, to sit down, inside, and… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
Everything has a price... No matter if it's fortune, fame or your life. I understood later that it's all about paper, Everything… — O.C Copy Share Image
I loved the movie theater so I always saw a lot of movies. And then there was a play, I saw in… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
The best ideas in the world will accomplish nothing if you leave them on paper. Talk about them. Debate, discuss, argue. Put… — Kevin Stirtz Copy Share Image
By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Remember that you own what happened to you. If your childhood was less than ideal, you may have been raised thinking that… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
For these two years I have been gravitating towards your doctrines, and since the publication of your primula paper with accelerated velocity.… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
“But on paper, things can live forever. On paper, a butterfly never dies.” — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
An artist of understanding and experience can show more of his great power and art in small things roughly and rudely done,… — Albrecht Durer Copy Share Image
Some things you must always be unable to bear. Some things you must never stop refusing to bear. Injustice and outrage and… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
