Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room. "Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it's there and sitting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
