So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral sex with an intern either? — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
“I was not aware he could not enter a vagina at all or never had oral sex done to him.” — Connie R. Keeling Copy Share Image
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it, — Don Lemon Copy Share Image
I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I asked a high school girl about unreciprocated oral sex and said, "What if guys were asking you to get them a… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
“It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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“You know what we need? We need to get jobs, get the fuck out of that crazy house,' Natalie said, dipping a… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
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“For the record, if you tried to make me wait for oral sex, I’d be tempted to kill someone.” “Then it’s a… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“It's hard to imagine talking to Lucy. But I can imagine sleeping with her. I have been imagining it quite regularly. I… — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“Julia's sexual tastes were more influenced by culture than Rob's. Men want to do the same sexual acts regardless of education levels,… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
“Figure out another way to explain me. I don’t care what you come up with. But if you call me your latest… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Hey, folks, look at all the damage that Bill Clinton has done to feminism. First, oral sex is not sex now. You… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I learned the rule about lesbians’ nipples from the porn books my stepfather kept under his mattress, the same place I had… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
“What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so hard it feels like you're stuck to… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“EXERCISE Creating Authentic Relationships The questions below deal with issues most people take for granted and let society define for them. You… — Tristan Taormino Copy Share Image
“You know the one about the old man whose grandson is getting married? Just before the wedding, he calls the boy in… — A. Manette Ansay Copy Share Image
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“It might be instructive to try seeing things from the perspective of, say, a God-fearing hard-working rural-Midwestern military vet. It's not that… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
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