Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows. Phase one of Opal's plan was complete. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four? Artemis: I don't… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
