Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ” that humans had never seen.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four? Artemis: I don't… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“This is what love does, he realized, and in that moment he understood why Artemis had kidnapped a fairy to get the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have the Atlantis Trench outside that door and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but decided to give Holly the benefit… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, overtaking Artemis and looking him in the eye… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?" Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
